Vigilantism is delightful and delicious - as, by the way, is Sameen Shaw.

[vass]

She walks into three separate bars, baklava covering her face, shoots the security camera, and describes tattoos.

Comments

[rydra_wong]

Oh god, that is marvellous.

[vass]

I looked at the Wiki disambiguation page for balaclavas, to check the spelling, and the first line was "not to be confused with baklava." So I guess the author above was not the first.

[rydra_wong]

I imagine also that if you spell it wrong in particular ways (maybe "baclava" instea of "balaclava"), spellcheck will correct to the wrong one.