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Date: 2011-01-23 02:54 pm (UTC)
rydra_wong: Lee Miller photo showing two women wearing metal fire masks in England during WWII. (Default)
From: [personal profile] rydra_wong
I bet the blonde's menstruations involved lathing the potionmaster with his tongue ...

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Date: 2011-01-23 03:00 pm (UTC)
tesserae: white poppies in the sun (Default)
From: [personal profile] tesserae
lathing the potionmaster with his tongue ...

My youngest cat has mastered that tongue-lathing trick; I'm surprised I have any hair left on my right arm.

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Date: 2011-01-23 03:05 pm (UTC)
rydra_wong: Lee Miller photo showing two women wearing metal fire masks in England during WWII. (Default)
From: [personal profile] rydra_wong
Forget razors! Forget depilatory creams! Forget waxing! Get silky-smooth legs with new Cat-O-Matic Plus!

(The screen shows a blonde woman with a towel draped round her, stroking her legs dreamily with a small cat attached to a pink plastic handle.)

Now with new Tuna fragrance!

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Date: 2011-01-23 03:21 pm (UTC)
tesserae: white poppies in the sun (Default)
From: [personal profile] tesserae
*g*

It's the bikini wax kit I'm afraid of...

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Date: 2011-01-24 08:09 am (UTC)
mab_browne: Black and white cat, lying in grass and staring into camera (Cat)
From: [personal profile] mab_browne
And this entire thread is so very wrong, and makes me cackle madly nonetheless...

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