Vigilantism is delightful and delicious - as, by the way, is Sameen Shaw.

[vass]

She walks into three separate bars, baklava covering her face, shoots the security camera, and describes tattoos.

Comments

[lilacsigil]

Man, I would be a terrible bank robber. I would have eaten the baklava long before I took out the security cameras.

[vass]

Mmm, baklava.

[rydra_wong]

Oh god, that is marvellous.

[vass]

I looked at the Wiki disambiguation page for balaclavas, to check the spelling, and the first line was "not to be confused with baklava." So I guess the author above was not the first.

[rydra_wong]

I imagine also that if you spell it wrong in particular ways (maybe "baclava" instea of "balaclava"), spellcheck will correct to the wrong one.

[pensnest]

Describes tattoos? What?

Some kind of sugar-related... crisis?

[vass]

The context: she's interviewing men in bars to see if they know the men who kidnapped someone. While wearing... some kind of face-covering mask so she can't be identified. Made of either honey and pastry or black wool, depending on whether the spelling was intentional.

[pensnest]

Please let it be made of honey and pastry. Please.