I am sorry to say that the serial comma couldn't save this sentence.

[vass]

Some people join the army to defend their country and wear dress blues. They get naked pictures, cookies, and misspelled letters from grade-schoolers.

Nothing but a complete sentence restructure will stop the child pornography in your military's care packages.

Comments

[azurelunatic]

That is an amazing sentence, and I'm just going to sit here and admire it for a while.

[shehasathree]

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