How many categories will I need to file HIM under?

[cimorene]

Patrick blushed, made an aborted gesture like he was going to snatch the phone back and then straightened looking fiercely determined. "That's part of my personal life and has no bearing on my ability to do my job. I'm a professional; I'm not going to be looking at you with anything other than a clerical eye."

Except all of a sudden Jonny desperately wanted Patrick to be noticing him with the exact opposite of a clerical eye.