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Sure, he's flat-CHESTED, but what do you expect from a male mate?
Tearing my eyes painfully away from my flat mate, I said warmly, "It was perfectly comfortable. And how have the two of you been faring?"
(I'm pretty sure this is a typo, but it was too hilarious to pass up.)
(I'm pretty sure this is a typo, but it was too hilarious to pass up.)