Don't tell my heart, my achy brachy heart

[vass]

You had an episode of brachycardia after he knocked you out.

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[shehasathree]

It took me 5 whole seconds of staring at that to figure out that it did not, in fact, say "bradycardia". Wth is brachycardia?

[vass]

I think it's when you're stepping between tachycardia and bradycardia and fall down in between the two. Alternatively, it's a Billy Ray Cyrus earworm.

[shehasathree]

;_;